Well that was neat

Shocking, I know

It’s like putting a little salt in your sweets, the contrast only makes the sweetness stand out more.

You own it too, motherfucker!

Never been much into cobra flossing myself

That’s misinfo, snakes are cold-blooded

Before they started streaming everything we were maintaining a queue of DVDs and ripping each one onto a hardrive. Good times

Why did I read this in Christopher Walken’s voice?

Sponge boy the Bob

Unbe-fucking-lievable

Gotta have pride to lose it!

“I hear the ocean”

Tbf, neither is a happy childhood

Tots dude. They’re basically cylindrical hashbrowns. You can eat them straight up with some sauce, throw them in a breakfast burrito, or use them as the base for a casserole

Whenever someone I talk to is surprised by the behavior of cops, I always remind them to think back to highschool and remember the kids that claimed “I’m gonna be a cop”, and how they thought of those kids. That’s why ACAB, it’s a profession that attracts the wrong folk, and even when it does pull in decent people they either get pushed out or become one of them to get by.

Honestly, yeah, my first thought is that I miss the Google and YouTube from 15 years ago

GET MAD!

PRISM

I love the drumming in this one