Ironic coming from .ml
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Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Highly recommend this and can confirm that it works
0·5 days agoEven easier, people just assume everything in an opaque water bottle is just water.
I think the brilliance of the post is the part where everyone thinks you’re sick and stays away. Plus they won’t care if you’re not acting quite right and people smelling a whiff of alcohol when you open your cough syrup doesn’t set off any alarms.
Only downside is you can only do it for a day or two before you get sent home or need a doctor’s note, definitely not a great long term cover for alcoholics.
I thought Trump’s mouth was the Epstein ballroom
Or “lies” for that matter
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•Judge gives 'explicit notice' that illegal ICE detentions will result in contempt and sanctions
2·9 days agoIt might almost matter if they could enforce the monetary sanctions.
But POTUS can just ignore the fees and keep doing what they’re doing until the executive branch fully deletes the judicial.
There is only one solution to all this and this ain’t it.
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•The ‘Staples Baddie’ Goes Viral: How One Employee’s TikTok Is Reinvigorating the Massive Brand
11·9 days agoSouth Park did an entire episode about recognizing ads that don’t look like ads. Highly recommend it!
Hitting your vape until it times out and starts blinking - a long hit.
Not sure what it’s got to do with the picture except you might cough and tear up a lot when you take a blinker off a weed pen
Edit: I guess it’s probably fog, so God is exhaling a lot of vapor,I think I get it now lol
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•Supreme Court preserves only GOP-held congressional district in New York City for 2026 elections
8·10 days agoThey’re allowed to take (or not take) any case they want for any reason pretty much regardless of what the lower courts think or do. The system is so rigged
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•Epstein’s Private Messages Speculated Trump Might ‘Bomb Iran’ If ‘Cornered Like a Rat’ — Seven Years Before He Did - Secret News
6·10 days agoUblock hid it on my phone, but I still had a small empty white box with an x I had to hit. Pretty rare for me to see anything
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•Judge excoriates feds after another migrant detention ruled illegal
0·13 days agoNumber 3 is the only definition I knew before this thanks for sharing!
FWIW the skin picking excoriation is actually a psychological disorder, not just idle picking
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•‘I Genuinely Am Upset That Your Kids Are Vaccinated’
0·15 days agoDel Bigtree does not. He is a danger to children and should have his taken from him. Worthless fathers are much better than he, they don’t intentionally harm children.
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•‘I Genuinely Am Upset That Your Kids Are Vaccinated’
0·15 days agoIt would be different if he was just against vaccination. He wants to infect his children with polio. This is cruel and unusual punishment and mistreatment of children. Minimum he should be limiting exposure, this is an intentionally harmful parent.
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•‘I Genuinely Am Upset That Your Kids Are Vaccinated’
0·15 days agoSounds like a job for child protective services. A father wants to intentionally infect his children with known fatal diseases, call CPS today!
I miss Trevor Moore
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•No evidence behind RFK Jr’s claim keto diet can cure schizophrenia, experts say
0·15 days agoUnless I’m mistaken he doesn’t even make money off the keto diet, this is just stupidity for stupidity’s sake
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•Armed ICE officer in Portland called 911 during confrontation: ‘I’m going to have to shoot this kid’
0·15 days agoSounds like an emergency call to his therapist, not 911
Google is absolutely a snitch, but I’m glad they weren’t in this particular instance. They use AI to find and kill Palestinians, but they didn’t out the one white guy trying to get away so I guess it could be worse…
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•Blackouts in the U.S. May Be 100 Times More Frequent By 2030
0·2 months agoThis comes from the DOE and it’s trying to justify burning more coal and using less renewable energy cause making the shift might not be easy and could leave intermittent power shortages so we should justify burning coal until we all die instead. Not sure why anyone believes this crap.
Businesses and AI are over consuming energy, and doubling down on fossil fuels will not fix the problem.


I was saying those instances love shitting on .ml specifically but whatever