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Cake day: August 7th, 2024

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  • The students just want to see freaky stuff. E. g. my appendix ruptured when I was 15 and it took my mother a few days to realize I’m not faking. So I have a bunch of scars, some parts are missing and other’s just look a bit off. Nothing I don’t know or can’t live with.

    But when they call their fully grown colleagues to look at THAT. That’s creepy. That’s not good.



  • There is a German joke with a similar punchline:
    There’s a grandma sitting behind a bus driver and offering him some nuts every know and then. After a while the driver wants to know if she doesn’t want any herself. And then she explains: “you know: I love these bonbons so much, but I can’t chew the nuts anymore. So I gave them to you”














  • Was working at night with my mother, when I was a teen. We were out delivering newspapers and magazines to shops, gas stations, … when we saw a huge mass at the side of the street to ahead. Coming closer we realized it was a horde of cows, gathered around a bus stop sign. It was wild and we had a hard time to convince the police we’re not on drugs when we called them (a roaming horde of dark cows at night is definitely a road hazard they have to take care of).