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Cake day: June 4th, 2025

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  • The bans were added discretely by the tesseract dev.
    It was noticed and pointed out by another dev.
    Lots of people checked to see if they were banned. Some were angry…that they weren’t on the list.
    The tesseract dev then had a hissy fit and walked off in a huff…again. Apparently he’s walked off before.




  • These are to die for!!
    They are so tasty that it hits you right in the neck!

    Seriously addictive too, just one and you’ll be hooked for life…

    My mate Charlie had one and all he could say was “…gang violence wharglegarbleblurfffff”, then slumped in his chair.
    I have no real idea what he was trying to say, but I guess it was that the taste was so instant that it was like a gang was having a fight in his mouth?


  • Last night when I told everyone in the pub I was in the tesseract list all the men stood up and clapped and all the women begged me to have sex with them!

    But I digress from our last point of us all being one person. Which I all know that we all are the same. I think.
    Anyways, the dev knows it, ‘we’ know it, and the little baby Jesus knows it.

    Well it’s either we are all the same person or that dev dude is a little bit doolally in the noggin.

    To prove our…wait, no, my point then weI’m going to write a random sentence and then I’m going to finish it all by myself but with an alt account:
    I’m a teapot short and stout. Here’s my handle, here’s my ______