I wrote a 60 page manual for the machine my code runs on and I have talked to a total of one (1) person who actually checked the manual for his problem before calling us for help.

I like the smell from the fan exhaust of electronics.

New Zealand

There’s gonna be an app to control the TV and you need to register with your government ID to use it and it will required internet access at all times.

Capitalists when there’s capitalism

You’re all wrong

It’s more impactful

I can’t find parking, such a shame, nothing can be done, so close yet so far. I guess someone else has to attempt this.

I don’t have a Costco membership

Unfortunately, there is no “local Costco” for me. The closest one is a 4 hour drive away.

I want to see this for Costco

What could they have meant with that?

You can pry the chemical piss from my dead hands, which should be soon because I drink chemical piss

I’m in Reykjavík we got the total eclipse. It was cloudy 🙂

A spare braincell. It’s not used, it’s just there in case the first one is lost.

This reminds me of how Charlie Chaplin entered a lookalike contest for himself and came 3rd.

That’s just a pigeon. Don’t worry about it.

Her belly is actually round because she swallowed a bowling ball and then she attaches the beads to the ball so she always wins the tug of war.

What’s up with the wind direction?