muthafucker couldn’t get a library card?

NICE.

They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.

Well you sure hired the right cat for the job.

this is so much fun to watch.

Oh. Buddy no.

Fuckin-A GOOD ON YA BIRD.

I wonder if it’s bird of the year BECAUSE OF or DESPITE OF its near extinction.

I’m to tired to read article now & i’ll look at it later.

They’ve made it addicting. Its constant dopamine.

This is magnificent comrade.

How is motherfucker gonna hide his freeze-ray without his jacket? Ain’t gonna go in his pants.

Dude looks like an anime character.

Garbage truck is gonna be new target practice for the pellet gun.

Great vibes from this picture.

i was about to say this is a job for anna’s-archive.

yes, but for the sake of simplicity, let’s just stick to the idiom.

In other news, experts say water is wet.

What.

Oh so they are aiming for that evangelion shit . Cool cool cool Cool cool cool Cool cool cool