LORDSMEGMA

He says “Get off the internet and go down to the pub”

I have a coworker from Ireland, I’ll text him an ask

I give it a 5/7

Defrost setting uses the AC unit. Helps pull moisture out of the air

Adam Scott and Robert DeNiro? I’m in

Circle Jerks were around long before the internet meaning of the phrase

opurrator

Value is a completely subjective measurement and a pretty fuckin dumb thing to apply to people

So eating individual watch batteries is okay?

I’ll take 37

I don’t feel like hitting anyone but can I have some drugs anyways?

Would you rather have the mosquitos out of the tunnel?

He hangs out with Putin and is about the size and weight of a T-64

“moves fatly around the corner”

That is certainly a fascinating take

can i get a tl:dw

Shit, we’re gonna need TherapyTherapyGary for this one

The ones around here do car alarms

If I hear someone on the phone in a public restroom I try to rip ass as loud as possible.

I’m not stuck in here with you, you’re stuck in here with me.

Okay what’s that one about sharks?