ParlimentOfDoom

Most flat earthers don’t believe space exists, so talking about orbits is already a step beyond them.

Yeah, curling iron is a tube with a curved plate that wraps part way around it.

Straightener is two flat plates.

… Or maybe you just use it backwards and it does the opposite‽

Weird, her former division was in charge of exactly that.

It rotates meat so it cooks evenly on all sides.

Banning abortions kills people who have been born already, including children.

So, no. They’re not right. Their point is trying to punish people for having sex.

Repossess the child.

Adoption is slow because it doesn’t fucking work, not because they explained it poorly

It’s been tough battling the cravings…

Yesterday

It wasn’t required for millennial men to get the vaccine. It’s only recently they started pushing for everyone to get it.

Sorry, no. If you can train someone how to do the job within an afternoon, it’s not the kind of “skilled” people are talking about. Moving like a healthy human is not a skill. We are built to carry things. Being pedantic about it helps no one.

I don’t think you understand how idioms work