But most of the stat rising or lowering moves are quite tame. Doubling the attack power seems almost OP? It’s like that grain of rice that doubles every chess field story OP

Ham expires ??

The inspection shelf protects you from Poseidon’s moist kiss

You’d think that with that amount of money he has, he would get veneers that don’t look like chewing gum pieces

But keelhauling was a real thing which is like 10 times more gruesome and a proper torturing/execution method compared to just walking some plank like a drama student

Way bigger than those nothing burgers

Mr Blobby Christmas Song

That looks like a perfect carpet for my carp pet

Being blocked is one I think

That just feels like some DnD

The torturing rack in the corner really ties the room together

Extreme manliness demands sacrifices

If you order via AliExpress, chances are the quality is the same or better. It just takes longer to arrive. But at least you won’t have to gamble if you receive a new or already used item

The ash looks more like “ginormous filter” or random golden ring

O is for opiates

Well in the 90s, the 70s were vintage as well. I think 20 years is starting to get pretty vintage, maybe going back 100 years is also vintage? It’s not ancient tho

Speak for yourself

Is this gender swapped Curry Barker?

Give it a try, Riven has a very special place in my heart. It got a remake with VR option couple of years ago

I’m this old - old TV, new for the time console