There are only two guaranteed paths to Valhalla: die during battle or die during sex.

Any of us should be so lucky.

Fuck, I heard his voice in my head for the first time in years and now my bones hurt.

James - Sit Down

Look guys, I hate slop as much as the next commenter, but maybe if we overwhelmed the image market with shitposts that damaged IP and brands reputation they’d be forced to regulate copyrighted material use so these fuckers can’t steal shit and put out slop?

As a Englishman I genuinely appreciate this meme and sentiment. We’ve been doing so for the past millennia and we love to hate to love our continent neighbours 🤍❤️💙💛

Quite possibly, but from what I’ve seen via American media including cooking shows blocks of their cheddar still look like it has the same plasticy texture.

Like I said, I’m eager to be proven wrong, what are some genuinely good American cheddar producers?

That industrial polymeriszed milk sold in the US we see over here in England as “American Cheese” is barely considered food stuff let alone cheddar.

Propper cheddar from England that’s actually made for human consumption (not the cheap stuff or even the big brands sold here) will win over industrialised cheese in a one-on-one taste test hands down every single time.

Propper cheddar is on the same tier as other European cheeses and are chosen as the centre piece of a meal course because of the distinct flavours and textures.

However, the industrial “cheese” the US makes is perfect as an ingredient or topping in US fast food cuisine; it adds a cheese flavour and texture without trying to compete with the other flavours.

Hence why cheese singles or the European alternative of a thin slice of Edam are perfect for steam-melting on top of a burger.

I am fully willing to change my stance on this but I’ll need convincing, if I find myself in the US where should I look for the best cheeses from the different varieties of available in the US?

Only Jet3 can beat a Jet2 holiday!

That’s not British Airways: judging by the uniform and interior colours that’s EasyJet or Jet2.

Hypothetically you don’t just want to go after the field agents.

If an ICE office were to find that their payroll, HR, management, IT support, etc. staff were to suddenly start going missing and turning up having the long sleep then those agents can’t get paid, file for sick/holiday, receive orders, and fix their systems when they break.

Just thinking in hypotheticals here.

So how many neurons would it take to consider forcing Windows Server to run on the wetware a crime against humanity?

I avoid watching this film for the same reason that I’ve avoided watching Idiocracy, Don’t Look Up, and Black Mirror; it will just make me suicidally depressed because it’s just getting closer and closer to real life.

Would be a shame if someone were to surveil this woman and post her whereabouts for all to see.

Y’all should read Transmetropolitan: It predicted twitter journalism/politics, streaming, the abundance of porn, bubble theory, etc.

Why? What did she actually do?

Then won’t they be selling it to people at a discount so they don’t ask where it’s come from? And who’s going to be buying massively discounted chicken: those who are economically disadvantaged.

I cast Tongue Awareness!

Effect:

You are now consciously aware that your tongue is always tense in some way and is never fully relaxed in your mouth.

Oi! I hope you’ve got a dog-skating licence, my lad! Else you’re both off to the dog pound!

Is this Brennan Lee Mulligan?