He’s one of the stranger comics for sure, but I generally enjoy these.

It assumes your eating habits have never changed or will ever change, which makes it weird to calculate for me because I switched to a vegetarian diet 20 years ago.

In any case, it says I have 60-something more to go because I eat eggs.

Always about 30% more than you’re expecting.

It will be unsupported in 6 months too.

Yes, but if you have other red appliances, the shade of red won’t match.

It’s an English stereotype that they feel awkward when expressing emotions and would rather suffer silently than “impose” on someone by asking for help.

(edit: or at least that was my read. The other person who replied might be right that it could be a joke about recent events, because they arrest 30+ people per day for social media posts.)

You’re going to make her start over!

That’s exactly where they are!

Do you also strategically choose which lesser mugs have to sit precariously on top of the others?

My mugs are taking over. I’ve started having to take some out of circulation and store them elsewhere.

I’ve never thought of using wet wipes when painting…

The files are filled with Epstein’s weird supremacist ideas and interest in eugenics. The way he talked about his race vs everyone else was like something out of the worst antisemitic conspiracy theories I’ve ever heard.

You’re hurting me.