The most practical solution is probably to “not sell Linux in California anymore”. I guess distributions could geofence the iso download page for plausible deniability and then that’s that, right?

Now I need to decide whether you or CustardFist make the best worst comicstrips

Smells like almonds?

That asterisk really saved me

Wet owl moment

Yaayyyy, constant gamma radiation!!!

You guys, energy, frequency and vibration are all obviously fake. Nobody has ever observed vibration in real life. Go on and try measuring one of those “frequencies”, I’ll wait. Where are you even supposed to find those? “A faucet dripping”? “Your literal heartbeat”? Don’t make me laugh!

Just another order of magnitude worse.

Somehow.

That is a take that no part of my brain can relate to at all

Hell Yeah!

I’m curious, what happens if you just don’t pay? What if you just go back home and never come back?