No. The IUD is none of his business. Maybe you don’t want an STD, maybe you dont want to deal with the mess all night…who knows… But it should never be a debate, and if it is, buddy can go find another velvet underground… And yeah, you really cant trust people these days, trust is earned!

I came across a vidya on the interwebs many hears ago where a monkey grabbed a frog and used it as a fleshlight… Ever since then Ive had a different relationship with the word “unnatural”. The truth is that shoving your arm up a cows ass and eating vegan fervantly and being a hater ass bitch are all perfect examples of natural human behaviour…and im well past thinking theyre not.