Knock Knock

“Who’s there?”

Impatient cow

“Impatient cow-”

Moo!

Don’t spout your religious views as facts.

The cook should be represented as the database.

Back in the 80’s, my brother “hacked” a pizza place because he knew how they wrote green olives and black olives on their ticket. He dated a girl who worked there for a stint.

I don’t remember how it worked and he has since passed, but it was something with the order that he would list the toppings that would fuck up the cook, so the order always came out wrong and boom! Free pizza.

I recommend the Youtube channel Game Sack. They have entire episodes on not only all the Sega consoles, but also ones that compare the ports between different systems.

Also, Shadowrun is a great RPG for Genesis. The one for SNES is a completely different game as well, but that one is more xp grindy.

A fat chance means the odds are so wide it would be impossible. Like, you have so many slim chances at once on different factors for it to remotely work.

A slim chance means the odds are tight but there is an actual chance on a single factor.

One slim chance is better than 40 slim chances focused on a single goal, so fat chance.

When I use slim chance, I actually will try it if it isn’t going to work and it wouldn’t hurt to try.

Fat chance means you shouldn’t bother to try it. The stars would have to perfectly align.

Doesn’t mean the question isn’t speciest. Sounds like they are the type of person that says shit like “animals don’t have souls and can’t feel.”

Both sides of what?

People say I am a pretty fungi. I would rather be seen as a human.

But also, being a squirrel would be cool.

Turn into an animal? Wtf are you? I am an animal. Humans are animals… so confused.

Well, Lemmy on Voyager is just doom scrolling and toxic with less content. I must be missing something if it is otherwise.

Hey Jane, how do I get off this crazy thing… called Love?

The Planet, in the Sol system.

Earth. You might have heard about it.

It is a popular topic if you are on Earth. Also known as Terra or Gaia.

Look down. You probably see Earth.

There are no jokes here.

Now, we have about 50 datacenters, we are launching another 13 right now. And all of them can be found, right here, on the blue and brown ball called Earth.

Likely where you are standing.

Do you really expect me to give personal details?! That is brazen, but I came from my mother, and I was born without a husband.

Thrusted into this world, uneducated, I was forced into a school at the age of five. All I had to eat in the morning was breakfast. Around noon, I was forced to eat lunch. When the sun went down, all I had to eat was dinner.

When I went to sleep, everything became dark. But one day, my eyes were opened! And the same process started again. I saw a pattern!

I hope we all see this pattern, one day.

Dude, I am not going to doxxed myself. Do you think I am such a genius like Elon Musk? No. I don’t remember five minutes ago.

How exactly is data centered. Can data be sideways, cock-eyed, askew? I think I saw Brent Spiner once, and he seemed rather upright.

Hold up: where are you? Joking aside.

I said something. You didn’t. My point was very clear.

Maybe you should simply elaborate on your nonsensical word sandwiches.

You went on a tirade about AI that said literally nothing. You were just dropping buzzwords.

Elaborate. You just weren’t saying anything. At all. Just spitting random shit.

At this point, I think I am annoying you by pointing this out.

I am amazed how you still aren’t saying a damn thing. How did bots get on here?

Earth.

Fucking what? What are earth are you remotely talking about now?

Did I make you feel less than pretty, somehow?

Dude, you have some serious issues. Get a grip.

I am being clear and concise. You aren’t.

I said, you literally said NOTHING.

It depends on the company. Some of these data centers are frankly ran by assholes, which draw a lot of power and water.

It is because they are narcissistic idiots.

Our centers use solar and we actually give to the grid, we use grey water (meaning we reuse water by cooling it) and dielectric oil systems.

But there are fuckfaces using gas generators. So there is a bit of a spread. Like, we have bee hives. We just thought things out differently.

You literally said nothing.

Of course I have seen Red Dwarf. Gentleman’s Guide to Knife Fighting?

Hilariously, I am wearing a Monty Python shirt at this moment,

“I fart in your general direction.”

Did I find a soul twin?