If my air conditioner could talk, it wouldn’t shut up about how hot it is.

They sold at least one

If you haven’t tried stone paper, do yourself a favor and give it a whirl. Not only does it feel nice and smooth to the touch and writes like a dream but it’s also highly water resistant(I keep a notepad in my shirt pocket at work and if I moisture/sweat gets onto the open notebook it easily wipes off with minimal smearing), surprisingly tear resistant, and it has the added benefit of being tree-free (typically made with crushed limestone and a bit of recyclable HDPE resin for binding) bleach-free, acid-free, and uses minimal water in production.

The tip of my schwanz, maybe

In Brass, Mahogany, even Stained Glass

Ambush released a line of zip ties sellling for many hundreds of dollars. We are living in a coocoo clock

40 with a psych degree and I sell patio furniture for an anemic wage, but in this job market, I’m grateful to have what I have. A growing cross section of Americans are living out of their cars. Could always be worse

Down, boy

ADD AN ACRE TO THE GROUNDS!!

US households are demanding Pete TripleSec go away forever

Honestly, most anything by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, a pop punk band I used to listen to a lot in the oughts that strictly performs covers. Favs include “My Boyfriends Back” “Stand By Your Man” and “Sloop John B”

They better build their walls high