

The way caffeine works is that it allows the body to release energy reserves that it usually “locks” away from you.
I thought it just blocked the receptors for the chemicals that made us feel sleepy, not tapped into some hidden energy.


The way caffeine works is that it allows the body to release energy reserves that it usually “locks” away from you.
I thought it just blocked the receptors for the chemicals that made us feel sleepy, not tapped into some hidden energy.


Don’t hear “house” meaning to destroy something anymore.
Ima house you.
I’m about to house this burrito.


“Bread and butter”, said to your partner when they’re about to split a pole while you’re walking.
What? I understood close to zero of the meaning of anything in this sentence.
I think I remember a meme from like 5 years ago saying that a dj in 2032 was gonna drop baby shark in a set and the club would go apeshit
They’re minerals, Marie!


Probably bc the Heinlein story it’s based on is crazy
So not red blood prob due to social media algo censorship, but wtf are those 3 random dots? I was trying to figure out if something fell off his face.
Oh god why eyes today?
I find a stone
But is it clay?
Or is it silt?
I cannot say.
I’ll rub a bit
Just on my tooth,
If tooth falls out
I’ll know the truth.
Maybe you think
My methods strange,
Maybe you think
They cause me pain.
But I’ll keep rocks
All in my fist:
Not odd to me;
I’m geologist.


Already a song about god’s dick


Spaceballs and Groundhog Day
by forces vastly in excess of anything he was ever designed to experience
I mean, he coulda got hit by lightning instead, and he wasn’t designed to experience that either.
yeah, here’s one
If the country survives we really need congress to officially name a DC public toilet for the current fascist
He’s such a coward it’s probably just a benign pic of him holding a dude’s hand


Before or after the French took over in 1066?
Interesting, I haven’t heard it since the 90s. Do you pronounce it with an s or z? We said s, even though the normal verb form (eg “the governor housed 10000 homeless people with the latest bill”) is said with a z for me.