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☂️-@lemmy.ml to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 days ago

Crackheads of Lemmy, what's your best advice for smoking my first crack rock?

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Crackheads of Lemmy, what's your best advice for smoking my first crack rock?

☂️-@lemmy.ml to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 days ago
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  • Axioma@mujico.org
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    7 days ago

    The worst episode of my Life was because of that. I hope you the best. It literally ruined evertything.

  • deathmetaldawgy@lemmy.ml
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    8 days ago

    1 Don’t share with the guy that comes up and asks for a hit.

    2 You will need a knife because I bet that guy is actually trying to stab you and steal your crack.

    3 Trust nobody, not even yourself

    4 Sell the knife to that guy or trade it to him for his crack

    5 (bonus step) If he doesn’t have any crack, You stab that guy

    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      You will need a knife to cut the crack and to cut the fellas tryna crack a cut of your crack

      • deathmetaldawgy@lemmy.ml
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        8 days ago

        Very well said, poetry even.

  • yxc999@lemmy.ml
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    8 days ago

    The walls are indeed listening

  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Just do adhd medication instead. Bada boom

    • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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      8 days ago

      Tips for smoking my adhd medication?

      • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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        8 days ago

        That's the neat part - you don't!

        …however, you do get to ingest it in any other way imagine imagineable.

  • vrek@programming.dev
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    8 days ago

    Don’t buy a Bic lighter, buy one of the cheap adjustable ones. Pop off the metal piece on top. Move the adjuster to max, lift the adjuster up so it no longer interfaces with the gear, move to min, lower adjuster back down, repeat.

    The bigger flame will help with properly smoking the Crack.

    • ☂️-@lemmy.mlOP
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      8 days ago

      what if i already have a bic lighter i found in a uuuh… purse? will i waste my crack?

      • vrek@programming.dev
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        8 days ago

        Not waste, but difference similar to making a burger on your stove top vs grilling it

  • toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
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    8 days ago

    Have your second crack rock ready to go

  • manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml
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    8 days ago

    It’s more a vaporizing than a total ignition

  • TraipsersWill@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    50 years after Crack was the Big Thing, and you’re only now getting around to it?
    Even Meth is looking passé.

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