Fixing the problem would require shutting down the ocean outfall – which reaches 2.3km offshore – for maintenance and diverting sewage to “cliff face discharge”, which would close Sydney’s beaches “for months”, a secret report obtained by Guardian Australia using freedom of information laws states.



Wrong continent for ostriches, we only measure things in emu eggs here
Ah shit. I knew it was one of them flightless bastards. You wouldn’t happen to know the conversion rate for ostrich>emu>penguin eggs?
1 ostrich egg is approximately 1.1 emu eggs.