“I feel like theres a lot about this hawk we could refer to in its name other than Red Shoulders.”

“What would you call it?”

“Well, it’s got bands an stripes on its wings, kind of like a barrel, let’s call it like uh, you know, barrelmaker hawk.”

“You’re thinking of a Cooper Hawk.” *Shows picture

“So we’ve already got a different name for it?”

“No, it’s a different hawk.”

“WHAT?!”

“Look, the tail’s different, Cooper Hawk is taken.”