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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to hmmm@lemmy.world · 23 days ago

Hmmm

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Hmmm

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to hmmm@lemmy.world · 23 days ago
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  • MurphysPaw@sh.itjust.works
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    22 days ago

    Gonna want to chamfer that bore

    • Johandea@feddit.nu
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      22 days ago

      Fillet would be even better

  • LumpyPancakes@piefed.social
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    23 days ago

    There might be enough space to add a small battery and one of those tiny pumps that are in a cuff blood pressure machine…

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    22 days ago

    Too quiet. Why not a kazoo?

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    22 days ago

    Photoshop still a thing it seems…

  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    One shart and it’s ruined.

    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      22 days ago

      Pft, to you maybe

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      22 days ago

      How? A quick inhale and the chamber is clear plus a nice afternoon snack

  • begrudgedcarfolk@sh.itjust.works
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    23 days ago

    What about, one of these but with charcoal and potpourri 🤔

    • vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      A reverse plague mask, if you will.

  • RusAD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    22 days ago

    Party in the back

  • Randelung@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    That brown note may be browner than expected.

    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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      22 days ago

      Changes it from a party blower to a colostomy bag.

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        22 days ago

        It’s not very effective…

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    22 days ago

    Nice door knob

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    23 days ago

    This inferior design would just cause a very slow leak of gas and wouldn’t blow the party horn. Needs a valve. 2/10.

    • pastermil@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      23 days ago

      Real ones would have the valve upstream.

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      22 days ago

      Thank you for answering my question before I even asked. ✌️

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      22 days ago

      And if you tried to force a fart, the paper would just act like sausage casing!

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