That I’m retired. That sweet double paycheck keeps me from sucking dick for a living now that I cant do any other kind of job
I know this is not about this, so I apologize, but I wish I could tell them these or passed a message: The current boss, that I wish I could do much much better at my job. The previous one, “fuck you, liar.” The one before that, “I hope you fucking die painfully and in disgrace, you fucking cult-leading dishonorable shit stain of an excuse of a human.”
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I spend about 30min per shift sitting at the toilet. I have stolen some products (fruits, ketchup, cheese) from the warehouse. I think his taste in cars is ridiculous (at the moment he drives some kind of matte-golden lamborghini SUV)
After you fired me, I’m the one who made all the printers in every branch across the country spit out all their paper over that weekend.
You’re lucky I didn’t print solid black and drain your toner. 😇
Change your WiFi password!!!
Not your boss anymore. Doesn’t count.
Hmm. What if I don’t have a job? Who would be “boss?”
sweet nothings
