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silence7@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days ago

Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel

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Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel

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silence7@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days ago
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NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had sex with an angel. “I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN […]
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