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Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Give the thieves a break

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Give the thieves a break

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Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    6 months ago

    “In Europe”?

    • plm00@lemmy.ml
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      6 months ago

      Another article I read earlier (I’ll have to find the link) said Poland, and something about a missing shipment.

      • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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        6 months ago

        That sounds more sensible.

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    6 months ago

    Theres a kit kat cereal!? I would expect the worst, but absolutely would try it.

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      6 months ago

      I’ve tried it in my country and it tasted awful

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    6 months ago

    Bars or cereal?

    • Greg Clarke@lemmy.caOP
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      6 months ago

      If they do it multiple times it will be cereal

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    6 months ago

    Could be worse… Thieves could’ve swapped them with the American puke flavored ones.

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      nestle has the blood of a million babies in it’s ingredients. Fuck nestle.

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      At least ours aren’t made by Nestle.

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        Hang on.
        America has non-nestle, puke flavoured kit-kats?

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          Yup. They’re manufactured by Hershey’s in the US, and Hershey’s is notorious for using butyric acid in the production of its chocolate, which, yeah, is one of the compounds found in puke. If you grow up eating Hershey’s chocolate you don’t really notice it though.

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    I just heard about it from Garron. “Fuck you Nestle!”

    https://youtube.com/shorts/grQTxtdEWTc

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    6 months ago

    Send this to Brandon and Dan for their food heist podcast

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    6 months ago

    Unrelated, I have 11 and a half tons of kit kats I need to sell quickly.

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      I’m willing to buy your 11 tons of kitkat.

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    Is the US, KitKat is made by Hershey, so not sure if the Nestle version sold in Europe is any better. The US version just tastes like “number going up”. That’s the best description for how a lot of American food tastes. It’s so sweet that it makes my throat and tongue go numb, which mostly drowns out the chemical aftertaste, but not quite.

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      No time like the present to take a swipe at a “lot of American food” eh?

      No, a “lot” of our food doesn’t taste like barf. Just cheap chocolate, of which we do have far too much.

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        All the food containing butyric acid tastes like barf.

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    6 months ago

    Sweet joke

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    Fuck yeah, fuck Nestle, free chocolate!

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    6 months ago

    The Big Break (2026)

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    Another w for the underground transgender mafia.1000156623

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      I don’t think there’s better company to steal from than nestle

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        A cookie does taste better when its stolen.

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