return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoIran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1gizmodo.comexternal-linkmessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1263arrow-down14cross-posted to: technology@beehaw.org
arrow-up1259arrow-down1external-linkIran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1gizmodo.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square33linkfedilinkcross-posted to: technology@beehaw.org
minus-squareLemmayng@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down3·1 month ago“Plz oh plz, don’t attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don’t attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don’t attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!”
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 month agoUpvoted but disturbing
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago“Definitely don’t try to blow up our data centers or our Amazon shipping facilities! That would be very bad for us!”
“Plz oh plz, don’t attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don’t attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don’t attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!”
Upvoted but disturbing
“Definitely don’t try to blow up our data centers or our Amazon shipping facilities! That would be very bad for us!”