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minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoJokes on us: Because of the gravity issue, alien life on such planets jumps right to stargate technology. “They spent almost a thousand years fooling around with rockets!”
minus-squareMadMadBunny@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoWaddayamean a « ro-ket »? You guyas don’t use the three seashell system for liftoff?
minus-squareRolivers@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoHaha he doesn’t know how to use the three sea shells.
minus-squarethenextguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoUhh, one stargate doesn’t go anywhere.
minus-squaredjsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agothat’s why you communicate via radio waves to other life in the area and build a network
minus-squareWhelks_chance@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYou can accelerate it into space at g forces which would liquify living beings, perhaps?
minus-squarethenextguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI’d say they stand a whelks chance in a supernova of that succeeding.
minus-squarejdr@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoActually I’m a marine astrobiologist and that chance is really really high
minus-squarebinarytobis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoJust frisbee those things in random directions until one works.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoUsing what? (Remember the premise of this subthread is that they’re doing this instead of rockets.)
minus-squareKingOfTheCouch@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoBah, Stargates are just propaganda from the rocket first civs. There is no need to send a gate in advance, just use your favorite teleportation mechanic.
Jokes on us: Because of the gravity issue, alien life on such planets jumps right to stargate technology.
“They spent almost a thousand years fooling around with rockets!”
Waddayamean a « ro-ket »? You guyas don’t use the three seashell system for liftoff?
Haha he doesn’t know how to use the three sea shells.
Uhh, one stargate doesn’t go anywhere.
that’s why you communicate via radio waves to other life in the area and build a network
You can accelerate it into space at g forces which would liquify living beings, perhaps?
I’d say they stand a whelks chance in a supernova of that succeeding.
Actually I’m a marine astrobiologist and that chance is really really high
Just frisbee those things in random directions until one works.
Using what?
(Remember the premise of this subthread is that they’re doing this instead of rockets.)
Bah, Stargates are just propaganda from the rocket first civs.
There is no need to send a gate in advance, just use your favorite teleportation mechanic.