Caption for the blind: sometimes when you put your trousers down to pee, a they fold in such a way that there is a large crease blocking the line between your dick and the toilet. Unsuspecting of this you start to pee (this crease is not a regular occurrence), and only end up finding out when it’s too late.
Just sit down, you can’t miss
I’m not the type who sits to piss
Are you the type to clean up after yourself?
OP is the type of guy to put his penis back in his pants when the stream just starts to die down
Some public toilets are so bad I would rather piss on my pants