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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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    Whereas the rest of us learned to regulate our emotions during childhood.

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    A feeling based on a concept of a fact.

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    That feeling was a stiffy, at the thought of hurting people.

  • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
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    I’ve got a feeling
    A feeling I can’t hide
    Oh no

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    Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.

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    Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

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      Ooo! Ooo!

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    The “News” Media Sez: “In another bold move Dear Leader follows his guts! YAY TROOPS!”

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    so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?

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    He had a feeling and it was called “fear of the Epstein files”.

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    The president had a feeling, again, based on fact

    Calling it “fact” doesn’t make it one

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    Wait, it’s called operation “Epic Fury”?? What’s this, WWE?

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      Epstein Fury*

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        honest to god this is how you know everyone competent has been fired any competent person would be like “sir you’re setting everyone up with an easy joke how about like Operation Freedom Speed or Operations Sick Spins”

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          Never forget the furry

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      It fits with the overall theme, I guess.

      https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2029307088808055083

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      Operation Epic Fury . . . Operation Steel Weiner . . . Operation Hot, Oily Buttocks . . .

      It’s always one of these desperate, striving names that a bunch of 12 year old boys would come up with.

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        Operation Your Momma

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      Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.

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    what was he feeling? little children?

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    that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.

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    Fuck your feelings! 2026

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    From the makers of “Vibe Coding”, we present to you “Vibe foreign policy!”

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      You’re absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That’s on me, and in the future I’ll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

      In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

      🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

      💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

      👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

      Just let me know what you’d like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

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        Spot on!

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      It is about pre-emptively invading other countries on the basis of made up attacks.

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