Lo, by this sign of rebuke and stern exclusion I know you are of the true faith. Behold the partakers of holy lot A, for they are about to crusade our asses again. Grab the keg, Zebedee! Let us depart this place and find the land of promise, where all crackers are equal.
My religion recognizes Jesus as a type of cracker we’re Christian too
Catholic?
Nabisco.
Double stuf lot 407912A or double stuf lot 407912B?
Yes! At Chunk’s Discount House o’ Worship, we are deeply ecumenical and heartily welcome our brethren and sistren of the Double Stuf. All aboard!
Heretic! Only those holy lot A will partake of the sacred tree of elven keebl!
Lo, by this sign of rebuke and stern exclusion I know you are of the true faith. Behold the partakers of holy lot A, for they are about to crusade our asses again. Grab the keg, Zebedee! Let us depart this place and find the land of promise, where all crackers are equal.