• just_another_person@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    So do all wild mammals that live near fruit bearing trees I’m sure. That’s kind of the gig. It’s not like they’re cultivating their food or checking for spoilage. They’re opportunistic feeders, so fruit on the ground that isn’t overly spoiled is going to be a meal.

    Ever seen drunk Deer or Moose?

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      1 month ago

      My thoughts exactly. Grandparents had an apple tree that hung over the neighbors yard and dropped apples, which rotted and fermented. The neighbor’s donkey would eat them up all the time and get blitzed off his ass.

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        1 month ago

        Parrots have been known to purposefully get drunk. I had a small type of parrot once and he would drink, I shared wine, beer, gin and tonic, and such, he would drink a bit then cut himself off after a certain amount, and would throw it around with his beak, but that’s a thing with that breed they are known for throwing fruit off of trees for no apparent reason.

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          1 month ago

          Bees are happy drunks at least, it’s the wasps I’ve a problem with it, they are belligerant, along the lines of : What Are You Looking At? Hey big dude with the fancy stuff, has anyone told you you’re an asshole? What, what are you going to do? Is how the conversation often goes.

          But I know they do eat rotten fruit. Actually it explains a lot about wasps realizing they might often be drunk.

          • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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            1 month ago

            The problem with wasps is they steal your drinks. Flying around being a nuisance, then as soon as you crack a cold one, they dive right in and drink until they drown. They have no sense of portion control and they never buy you a round.