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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Dadboats rule

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Dadboats rule

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/64461862

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    Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.

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      I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen a boat named “Cunt” OR “Cancer” 🤷

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    My dad’s friend had a boat named the “Oy Vey”

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      what does it mean ?

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        It’s an expression that basically means “oh dear”, or “oh no”. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/oy_vey

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        It’s just a Yiddish phase meaning something like oh, crap or ay yi yi.

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      Being an aquaholic can lead to cirrhosis of the river.

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      Alcoholic?

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        The “-holic” suffix is regularly used to mean addict. For example, workaholic. Yes, it originated from “alcoholic”, but it’s commonly used now. So the boat’s name just means “water addict”, there’s nothing punny about it.

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          Since aqua sounds a bit like alco, the implication is that the boat owner likes both water and booze

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            IMO that’s a stretch, they aren’t even close to homophones.

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          It’s a play on alcoholic

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