My dad’s friend had a boat named the “Oy Vey”
what does it mean ?
It’s just a Yiddish phase meaning something like oh, crap or ay yi yi.
From Dexter

One dude had “Hail Seaser”.
If you’re not dad naming your boat, you’re doing it wrong.
I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.
Myoobs ? I’m lost
It reads Whoops when you flip.
ahaaa ! I get it ! cheers
This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day
I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.
Prawn star was the best I’ve seen

Years ago in a Devon fishing village
Once you’re done with whatever you hired them for, do you have to declare it managed?
The best ones ive seen in person have to do with divorce
But cirrhosis of the river is hilarious
Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.
That’s the one I don’t get.
Cirrhosis is what happens to your liver if you drink too much
These are all good but it isn’t even close.
I can’t decide whether the pencil-pusher who reviews boat naming paperwork has a great job or a terrible one. Should track their workplace injury stats and study the effects of frequent high-intensity eyerolling.
Woah, I’ve seen “wood not” and “wood too”! Small world
“Damn, so the Unsinkable sank, eh? That sucks.”
“Not at all, she’s moored at the pier as we speak. I just wanted another one.”
“Oh. I thought there was a grim joke there.”
“Yeah, most people do, which itself is kind of a joke. Shrimp cocktail?”
“Can’t. Allergic to shellfish.”
“Damn, that sucks.”








