I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
If you’re not dad naming your boat, you’re doing it wrong.
Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.
One dude had “Hail Seaser”.
Where’s the C-Word?
I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen a boat named “Cunt” OR “Cancer” 🤷
The Seaward was just one of so many good jokes in AD seasons 1-3.

From Dexter

My dad’s friend had a boat named the “Oy Vey”
what does it mean ?
It’s an expression that basically means “oh dear”, or “oh no”. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/oy_vey
It’s just a Yiddish phase meaning something like oh, crap or ay yi yi.
Should’ve been oy bay.
They’re all great except the last one. The “Cirrhosis” one went over my head but I looked it up, it’s excellent. The last one, “aqua holic”, isn’t a dad joke unless I’m missing something.
Being an aquaholic can lead to cirrhosis of the river.
Alcoholic?
They already said they owned a boat, so I assumed this was implied.
The “-holic” suffix is regularly used to mean addict. For example, workaholic. Yes, it originated from “alcoholic”, but it’s commonly used now. So the boat’s name just means “water addict”, there’s nothing punny about it.
Since aqua sounds a bit like alco, the implication is that the boat owner likes both water and booze
IMO that’s a stretch, they aren’t even close to homophones.
It’s a play on alcoholic
First boat from Canada ?
Abewt time
No, that’s his brother’s cobbler shop.
Where’s “wet dream”?
Unsinkable 2 got me
To be fair though, for all we know unsinkable 1 didn’t sink but blew up or something.
It hit an iceberg.
Definitely the best.
Pier pressure Is my favorite
My Dad’s sailboat was Passing Wind









