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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Dadboats rule

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Dadboats rule

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/64461862

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    My dad’s friend had a boat named the “Oy Vey”

    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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      3 days ago

      what does it mean ?

      • RBWells@lemmy.world
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        It’s just a Yiddish phase meaning something like oh, crap or ay yi yi.

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    From Dexter

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    One dude had “Hail Seaser”.

  • cøre@leminal.space
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    If you’re not dad naming your boat, you’re doing it wrong.

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    3 days ago

    I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.

    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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      Myoobs ? I’m lost

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        It reads Whoops when you flip.

        • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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          ahaaa ! I get it ! cheers

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      This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day

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        I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.

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    Prawn star was the best I’ve seen

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    Years ago in a Devon fishing village

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      Once you’re done with whatever you hired them for, do you have to declare it managed?

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The best ones ive seen in person have to do with divorce

    But cirrhosis of the river is hilarious

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    Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.

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      That’s the one I don’t get.

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        Cirrhosis is what happens to your liver if you drink too much

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      These are all good but it isn’t even close.

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    I can’t decide whether the pencil-pusher who reviews boat naming paperwork has a great job or a terrible one. Should track their workplace injury stats and study the effects of frequent high-intensity eyerolling.

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    Woah, I’ve seen “wood not” and “wood too”! Small world

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    “Damn, so the Unsinkable sank, eh? That sucks.”

    “Not at all, she’s moored at the pier as we speak. I just wanted another one.”

    “Oh. I thought there was a grim joke there.”

    “Yeah, most people do, which itself is kind of a joke. Shrimp cocktail?”

    “Can’t. Allergic to shellfish.”

    “Damn, that sucks.”

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