Remember that time little Johnny almost asphyxiated and the house burned down? Temu remembers.
Memories that will last a lifetime.
Temu’s ads are actually hilarious. They are so absurd.
It seems like they’re saying that the flame is powered by your loved ones. Sorta like a mini crematorium in the living room.
Most Temu ads I see (when not agressively blocking ads) are abysmal AI slop, so this is at least partially refreshing.
Sorry I couldn’t find the image I wanted to attach so here’s a singular grain of rice.

The most disturbing part is bookshelf not full of books. So much wasted potential.
Oh god temu site is cancer
I can’t follow the link without logging in …. Is this one of those pellet heaters? I thought they look pretty cool, plus I have a pellet grill so it seems complementary.
Obviously I would remind the ai that it’s an outside appliance so it should generate a deck pic
However the ads seemed mighty scammy and I don’t like the idea of fire in such an unstable (tall and skinny) object, even outside
it should generate a deck pic
Send deck pics plz
Didn’t know they made a one-shot family hotboxer

Really ties the room together.
I immediately heard his theme music. One of the greatest fantasy characters ever.
Ah yes, a crack pipe for beginners, gotta teach them young…
WTF?!



