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Can I just have one that works like it did 20 years ago? Is that so much to ask?
Having your dick sized nipples surgically removed/reduced would be relatively simple, having your nipple sized dick enlarged is not possible with current technology. Easy choice.
Hard mode: Surgery is NOT an option
What about a nippledick transplant? Your body won’t reject a graft of its own dick, plus you’d still have a handy spare.
Trick question! Both are the same thing.
Does anything come out of the nipples?
Mayonnaise.
Internet old-heads will know it could be worse
Ah yes, defacating phallus-teats.
If you don’t go for dicknipples you can swipe left on me
