Dude. Literally no one is out there screen shotting “tankies” on lemmy. It’s just in your head.

Persecution complex really knows no bounds.

That preserving rituals is important for maintaining community.

Give me a plushy and I’ll volunteer for the control group

It’s not important that you believe in ghosts. It’s only important that they believe in themselves.

It’s all about compatibility. This is in your favor. If you had taken your ex’es grocery shopping early on then they wouldn’t be your ex’es now.

It’s all about compatibility here. If the date thinks they need limo burritos then that’s important information.

Just go shopping. We’ll discuss compatibility when we are done.

Date takes note.

Or, is the person a shopper at all? Do they act like they’ve never been to a grocery store in their lives?

That’s useful information.

I said for years that every second date should be to a grocery store. The first date can be as fancy and choreographed as the couple wants, but the second date needs to be to the grocery store.

You can learn just about everything you need to learn about a person from watching them at a grocery store. From how they chose a parking spot, to how they talk to employees, to how they budget, to how they prepare a list, to how healthy they eat, to how they check out, to if they return the shopping cart.