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You don’t have to specify that the house burnt down, they usually don’t burn up.
I met myself yesterday.
Strange: the weird frontier. These are the oddities of Charon’s passage. Its eleventy-year mission: to explode strange old worlds; to seek out odd life and new shenanigans; to boldly go where no enby has gone before!
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPtoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•Do you think Israel and Iran should be allowed to form a federation?
0·6 days agoI said federation, not fornication.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPtoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•Who would you have wanted to perform an autopsy on?
0·6 days agoColony people and their morbid obsession with oedipal copulation is nothing to trifle with.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPtoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•Do secret affairs go to couple's therapy?
0·7 days agoI don’t think therapists are allowed to do that.
“…but… but… I AM innocent, daddy?!”
Usually beds
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPtoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•What keeps you from hanging up Halloween decorations right now?
0·7 days agoFair. I wouldn’t want a calendar bother me either.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPtoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•What keeps you from hanging up Halloween decorations right now?
0·8 days agoThere’s never enough Halloween decorations. I’m going to have to report you for under-decoration if this continues
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•Should bacteria be granted voting rights?
0·8 days agoOnly in their respective community.
I’m just gonna scooch in here, if you don’t mind…
Invading Norway
No, 33 kg of chocolate
body odor
what banana?
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•The urban core of Topeka, Kansas, consists of buildings scattered among parking lotsEnglish
0·22 days agoThe parking core of Topeka, Kansas, United Parking of America
No, I’m 5714. Are you Sure?


Is it possible you’re split into sixteen personalities?