I have a metal disk from a hard drive that I keep on a suction cup in my shower to use as a mirror. Works wonderfully.

Meanwhile, the average parking stall is smaller than a 1978 Honda Civic.

When your biscuit’s dry And it don’t taste good Who you gonna call?

So did she get you the soda?

Which lawyer won?

Fred Rogers has entered the chat.

{Not an insult by any means!}

Watching my teen son try to use basic computer interfaces is maddening, but he can navigate a touch screen like it’s his bitch.

“Let me get back to you on that…”

He looks qualified to own be a car wash.

Stomp: “I’ll have a rum . . . . And coke.”

Bartender: “why the pause?”

Stomp: “Dunno, I’ve always had them.”