I got downvotes for mentioning I’m planning on taking some of our overpopulated deer.

Maybe we should reintroduce wolves instead, eh?

What was the jury m/f ratio?

A very biased jury, save for one dude.

That’s not what happened. She committed premeditated murder, with advance planning.

Most other furbearers will be infected with some sort of disease, parasite, bot fly larvae, etc. so they generally aren’t eaten

From first hand experience, groundhog tastes fucking amazing. Literally #2 spot on my personal list of favorite meats, right after minke whale. Just make sure it’s cooked well done so you don’t risk getting parasites. And if eaten, it’s not just payback for destroying my garden, I’m actually getting some of those garden nutrients back.

That’s why I prefer New Zealand or Australian lamb. Just lamb living their best lamb lives out on pastures.

Can’t wait for deer season this year so I can restock on venison.

Brushing aside moral considerations, cannibalism leads to things like kuru, so that’s a no go either way.

I have no qualms eating animals, provided they weren’t factory farmed.

How’s that messed up? This is literally how the natural world works. Predators eat prey. We are the apex predator species.

Since i couldn’t fathom ever being able to finish my homework

But… why? Was it really so onerous?