Looks like a red garden gnome hat. Perhaps Red Hat Arch Linux running GNOME … sorry

I can’t find a single dictionary website that lists uncouth as a synonym of sloppy. I will go with a Slapdash Joseph instead. Or a Slapdash Josephine which is the same as a sloppy joe but with a fried egg on top.

Cue the Black Eyed Peas …

Here is your beer “Sir” …

I think they mean if they put on an eye piece and start repairing a watch in front of you. Happened to me so many times.

Someone who studders.