Capitalism.

This is just his way of being a “breath of fresh air”. You know, compared to all those other stuffy politicians that “act like adults”.

Ok. Yup. I sincerely apologize for the sarcasm. There is absolutely nothing wrong with your sense of cleanliness.

In all seriousness, I was even going to suggest that maybe occasionally washing the garbage can itself might make you feel better, but…I don’t think that would help.

May I suggest fire, instead? Just some good ol’ gasoline and a match?

What kind of toxic waste are you putting in your home trash can? Do you put dirty diapers in it? Raw meat? Dead animals?

If it was a dumpster sitting in the back alley behind a brothel…yeah, casual contact may be hazardous to your health. But, if it’s just the run-of-the-mill household trash, then it’s relatively harmless.

Oh, you know he’d be doing backflips right now, trying to find a way to revise every one of his previous positions though.

“I kept drinking and drinking, but it just made me feel worse.”

Less than that. They’d have to sell this particular gas at a discount, considering it would be radioactive after making this detour.

There’s no way this is real.

Donald Trump Jr. is also connected to multiple defense-tech ventures. He sits on the board of drone component company Unusual Machines. Forbes reported, “Unusual Machines is at least the second company that appears to have activated an advisory board specifically to give Trump a role” and “granting him shares worth millions—then announcing at least $15.2 million in military-linked orders, including a direct U.S. Army buy.”

What the actual fuck?

I heard they bounce.

Pedophilia is an age thing. You can try to normalize it all you want, but it just comes off sounding like a Lolicon argument. “She’s physically mature at that age”, sounds a lot like “But she only looks like a child…she’s actually 200 years old.”

She was 2 years old.

Should be mentioned, that his character was also a pedophile.

Prosecutors pointed to the guns, ballistic vests, and trauma first-aid kits they brought as evidence of malicious intent.

Wait a minute. This has very distinct Kyle Rittenhouse vibes.

Yup. That all checks out.

Keith Richards. I know he’s not dead yet…but how the fuck is he not dead yet?

Of course he would.

That’s what happens when you assume you’re always smarter than those so-called “experts”. You just take whatever they say is a good idea, and do the opposite. Works every time.

They’ve had years to clean up any evidence that might have been left behind there after Epstein’s “death”. I would be more surprised if they did find anything. This is purely performative.

Ooh, ooh…I know. Because he’s still alive, and in some kind of witness protection program.