Favorite: Culver’s for burgers, Zaxbys for chicken, Sonny’s for BBQ, Taco Bell for…whatever that is. Guilty pleasure food, really. Best Fries are Five Guys, but everything else there is too ludicrously expensive to even consider.
Least Favorite: McDonalds, except for its breakfast. Their normal food has always been TERRIBLE, literally the worst burgers in the business, except for their breakfast, which is surprisingly decent.
They’ve all been deported. That’s a “Black Job” now.
He pissed off God, real bad. All those dinosaurs did. It was a Noah kind of thing, but nobody survived to write about it.
He’s still the product of millions of years of evolution, so he had something going for him.
20 years in. Nobody is taking it that seriously any more.
Of course not, just hot women who can’t wait to speak to him. Except, y’know, those bitches who blow him off immediately. But those bitches are just getting in the way, the really hot chicks are still waiting just for him.
"Hey, man, we told the kid not to be born, that we couldn’t afford it, but he wouldn’t listen, and went and borned hisself anyhow, without any permission. So that’s on him. You have to sue him.
But you can’t, because he’s a BABY! And you can’t sue a baby! BOOM! CHECKMATE, BITCH!"
That’ll work in any court in the nation. Don’t even need a lawyer, save your money.
I think I have to tell my favorite bird story.
I used to have a glorious organic garden, and I would work in it almost every day. One day, as I was turning a bed for the next crop, a Robin sat on the edge of another bed watching me. When I stepped back to take a break, he hopped over to where I’d been working, and pulled up a big worm.
I went back to work, and he continued to watch me. Occasionally I’d toss him a worm. After that, he’d show up whenever I’d work, for a free meal.
One day, I got started, and my buddy showed up. He called quietly, in that little warbling chortle that they do, and a female robin hopped out from behind the neighbor’s fence. She spotted me, and became immediately agitated, but he chortled lightly, and she settled down, eyeing me warily.
I got to work, and tossed him a worm, which startled her. He gulped it down as she watched. Then I tossed a worm to her, startling her again, but less. She carefully approached the worm and ate. After that she settled down, and enjoyed her dinner
My Robin friend had gone out and got himself a date, and brought her to his favorite restaurant, where he’s friends with the head chef. What a BALLER move!
“Nobody cares about raping children, the Dow is at 50,000! WERE GETTING RICH!”. - Pam Bondo
Not my Jake, he was a varmint, but we loved him. He took his job protecting us very seriously. But that lobster just smelled toooo good. I get it.
I cooked a lobster tail once, and our big alpha tomcat decided that he was just going to take it from me, right off my plate. I was more than willing to share, but he had other plans.
He had NEVER tried to steal anything before, he just really couldn’t resist the smell of that lobster.
This is one of the many reasons why unions are important, by the way.
Oh, yeah, unionize EVERYTHING. The ONLY reason we have all the employee protections and benefits we have are because of unions. Literally every single thing an employee gets beyond “work harder, or you’re fired from your dangerous low-paying job” is because of unions.
Except you’ve got an email where the boss specifically advises you to break the law. They can lie all they want, but that email clearly outlines their illegal policy and expectations.
They can lie, but a judge might declare that to be perjury in light of that email.
I’m not so sure. With that letter, and your response, its going to be hard for them to claim that your firing wasn’t retaliatory.
We think that birds are only singing to communicate with other birds, but why wouldn’t they sing just for the fun of it? They seem to fly just for the enjoyment of it.
If I could be an animal, I’d be a bird. They seem to enjoy their lives more than most other animals I see, other than a pampered dog or cat.
The proper response isn’t to quit, It to send a response that says that the law requires a break, and you intend to follow the law, even if my supervisor demands that I break the law. I will not follow an illegal directive.
I’m the future, I will take all legal breaks, for their full amount of time.
Further, I will be saving this email as evidence, in case of any future lawsuits by any employees. Any future discussion of this subject will be shared with the state department of labor.
And I would copy HR.
Two things stand out to me: “work family” and “support your co-workers.”
I don’t “support my co-workers,” I do my job, and they do theirs. When one of us isn’t there, the other one keeps working. Nobody is waiting around for me to finish my lunch. I’m not holding anything up. Tell THEM to get to work, not me. I’m on lunch.
And “work family?” Get fucked with that nonsense. It’s my job, not my family. I love my family, I will die for my family. I will NEVER die for my job. You have me for 40 hours a week. The rest is MINE. You don’t even have the right to request any of MY time, without compensation.
The value of my excess labor belongs to ME.
Finally got to try In & Out on a business trip, and they were LEGIT, AND reasonably priced. Wish they had them near us.