Batman

Let’s see if this works…
https://streamable.com/p1d4cx

Full on chomping!! That was a screen grab from a video of him just chewing away at it.
He also has a big thing for chewing on plastic 🙄
Eta: here’s another shot

Mine thinks there is food in counertops. At least yours is on the right trail!

Back in the 90s… friends and I went to a restaurant with a salad bar that no longer exists, in full goth wear. Another customer there loudly complained to staff that we should be kicked out because of what we were wearing (no nudity. no graphics or words, just lots of black, eyeliner and big boots) the whole time. He arrived shortly after us and, while we could hear him repeatedly saying things, he never directly spoke to us. Weirdo.

Staff was very polite to us, and we to them, other dude was the only one freaking out.

Oh… uh, hmmm… gee… thanks?
we must have had less ingenious crackheads on our busses. Some seats had definitely been toilets but I don’t recall any getting flushing mechanisms.

Not all heroes wear capes!

What if some crazy shit breaks out? Can’t have Batman all relaxed and unprepared.