Someone call funhole lol

Bro I’m pretty sure it’s a gorilla my friend

This is totally my mood today

I’m pretty sure dogs and cats are both in cahoots in our domestication.

Thats insert x location weather for ya’! don’t like it, Just wait five minutes! *proceeds to slap knee’

So wait the scientists would be doing drugs and talking about Star Trek while sharing research?

We really did fuck up the timeline, didn’t we?

I used to have women that acted like there foot size being larger was like them being obese or something, and literally cram their poor feet voluntarily into footwear two sizes smaller than they needed.

So accurate lol

Best part of packing an apple bowl to carry with you was the ability to eat the evidence!

You are amazing, bringing lots of sunshine and butterflies to the 'verse!

Damn it, I mean… I guess you’re probably right lol, but I felt like I was being clever there for a few minutes :'-/

Oh geez, the original car was parked and opening its door which caused him to swerve into traffic to avoid the collision with the parked cars door. That’s kind of messed up man. I had just assumed it was going to be somebody intentionally hitting him when it used the term ‘doored’

Gives a whole new meaning to the expression ‘eat shit’

I’ll have to check this one out later, thanks for a recommendation!

I’d like to have some home network type of deal set up, I’ve been meaning to look into that. Self-hosting comm more. I don’t really have Internet right now though, aside from my cell phone, so I’m not sure if that would put a damper on things.

It’s just a bad dream brother, that’s why you aren’t wearing any pants. It’s time to wake now :p

That’s a pretty clever theory. I like it

There for a while. I was absolutely living on them at work and at home and getting in arguments about how long they could stay unrefrigerated after I’d pulled them out of my pocket after a day and still eat them, or eat one from my backpack that had been there for a couple days. I think just about 2 days ago I ate a whole package in like a couple hours. My cholesterol and sodium levels are probably fucked, but I’ll be damned if cheese sticks are not absolutely amazing. The sargentos full fat regular cheese sticks are the primo for me, but I’ll settle with the shitty dollar store ones if I have to. And no, I never string them :p but now I really freaking want some breaded ones and some marinara (or the comment in this thread about a restaurant that served the fried ones with applesauce sounds intriguing). But yeah, long-winded story short, I’d hang out with your friends lol sound like some good peoples :p

Both non-existent and unreachable? :)

Uhh… relevant username? 😐