…Motorola please pls pls sign deal with graphene OS

Yeahh last time I was good at my job I got more work for the price of one. I even got to watch my coworkers get paid the same as me to do less work 🥹 Never again

McConnell AND Graham?? Finally we get more gender neutral bathrooms in the US

Ok so the thing is, when you get hit by small car you usually tend to roll over the top w some injuries. You can’t really do that when its a giant truck/SUV the height of you and you end up rolling under their BIGASS SUSPENDED VEHICLE

There it is! Just a transphobe hiding behind ‘innocent’ questions. Oh boy do I got an easy solution for you

Oh oh! I know this one! It’s revenge bed time procrastination and it fuckin sucked when I was in highschool + working. The only way I got rid of it was by quitting lol

Fuck minimum wage

Can’t wait for the water wars in less than 30 years :DD