Troz

That was a legit horror story

Squirrel Nut Zippers

That way

Friends are bloat*

Oh no! Anyway,

And I’m nearby for moral support! Yay doing stuff for decades woo!

Oh lawd you shared with me the origin of 90s mage. Godesnd tysm

Is that the Inception cafe?

Friendly reminder to not give your free labor to the grocery conglomerate - make them check you out, always (teehee but rly tho)

I’ll never forget watching that episode with my (non-mormon) friend, his (fresh-convert) brother, and said brother’s (raised mormon) girlfriend. After the episode ended we naturally wanted their opinions on it, and girl straight up said -and this is verbatim- “It was pretty close. Joseph Smith didn’t read from under a hat, it was more of a shawl, but otherwise it was good”

Speechless.

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Holy crap are you telling me that if I impregnate 17 women at once I can have a kid in an hour? What’s all this hubub about population decline hop to it people!

I read your comment to the tune of the opening scream in Immigrant Song and I smiled wider than I have in 3 days ty

I once had your same issue. I mentioned it to a coworker. The next day, he came to work and gave me an alarm clock. No radio, just time, alarm time and HORRIBLE BUZZNNRRTNRRRTNETTTRRRT

Set it up across the room, never switched back to an app again. Give it a try! Hit a local thrift shop or something and tell me in 3 months that it didn’t change your life

B.etter O.ff with S.omething E.lse

I don’t remember if it was a comedian or who/where I heard this but someone once likened depression and outsiders talking about it to an asthmatic.

Why are you depressed? Just do things that make you happy - there’s so much joy in the world just go get some!

What do you mean you have asthma? There’s plenty of air like, right here, just breathe it!

“Let’s go around the room” #killme

Rex

If you squint it’s also a whale