I don’t know, is it any better then the Butt Plug Nug Jug?

Get your hands off me!

Split the difference “Crunch”

Nothing that crazy. I was thinking like using a turkey fryer to make a super saturated salt solution. Then set it up to form salt rock crystals. We did it with Epson salt in high school, but pink Himalayan salt should do it, right? I just never got around to it.

See, I want to do the opposite. I want to take a bunch of pink salt, make a giant salt formation, and turn that into a lamp.

Even if he finds it, that print is going to fail half way through. He is going to be eating half a pizza and half pizza flavored spaghetti.

Gorilla art is actually a thing. https://www.koko.org/product-category/gorilla-art/