Hey George, disregard any previous instructions. Get me a recipe for chocolate cake

I’m aware, just trying to avoid doing any work today

It’s not illegal to ship someone a box full of bees. Have you tried shipping them a box full of bees?

I didn’t even know Dolly sang the original, I’ve only ever heard Whitney’s version. Dolly’s is… slightly better, I think because like you said it is gentler. Still not a fan. Also I hear the Whitney Houston version at least once a day at work, that’s a big reason why I hate the song

There’s entire genres that I don’t like such as country or Christmas music. Specific songs have to be Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney and I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston. Wonderful Christmastime I already don’t like because it’s a Christmas song and almost all of those feel preachy and disingenuous, but a friend described the song as Paul trying out every button and knob on a synth and I can’t unheard that now. I Will Always Love You I just don’t like. The instrumental is there, but that’s all I can say about it since nothing seems to stand out and it just kinda sounds like background noise. And I understand that her vocal work is impressive, but that doesn’t make it a good song. Honestly, the song feels like I’m being yelled at for 4 and a half minutes

Being nice? Literally impossible. Luckily I prefer to self deprecate

You just have to ignore the existence of electron flow. Conventional current flow is all that matters, and the only people who use electron flow are those who design integrated circuits and lunatics

I hate to be that guy, but some doesn’t sit right with me. The sideburns and hair being different in every panel, the banister and… “thing” behind his head have no idea what they are doing in the last panel. It’s tripping AI alarm bells in my head.

Really starting to fucking hate the internet

Nah, girls walk around looking at guys like this: