Possibly. I remember those, they would take the can in, then spin them so the lasers could find the barcode. These new machines don’t do that. I’ve fed the cans in with the barcode against the belt, and the machine can still tell what they are.

I’d rather snark at them online behind their backs. I have no idea which of them are armed.

I hope everyone who wants to be on permanent DST experiences an eternity of the first day of spring forward, never rested again

…rude…

I’m white.

It’s 1am, and there’s a thunderstorm.

French stop signs say STOP. Quebecois stop signs say… ARRET?

Sorry, that’s not worth $155.

At least you can stick kitchen magnets to it.

Narrator: You can’t.

POTATOS! Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew!

^{brought to you by the Dunland Potato Council}