Courtney (she/her/they)

It’s less “everyone doe what we say” and more “everyone uses the data from this thing”

Hard to “go your own way” if you don’t have your own monitoring system.

I hate watching movies with friend when I’m not sure I’ll like it. If I don’t like it, I’m not good at pretending it was a good movie. I’ll do everything in my power to not hurt their feelings, or be rude or anything like that. I’ll probably tell them it was good. But in the moment watching it they’ll probably be able to tell, and then THEY feel bad, and then I feel bad, and now nobody is having a good time watching the movie.

Now if we go into it with the understanding the movie is bad and we are all here go laugh at it, then it’s always better with friends.

If it’s something they love, I’ll watch it by myself and lie to them later.

I love bringing bad movies to movie night and making fun of terrible effects, clunky dialogue, bad acting, and extras who look at the camera.

And some people think inflating numbers proves their point.

Plus, If you have 30 miles of signs telling you to get over and you wait until you are forced by the actual lane closure, yes you are the asshole.

I will not be taking questions.

“we really dig your vibe”

And then you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice while they’re getting the scalpel ready so you book it nked down the hotel hallway. Your wallet is gone.

You are now the main character in an action comedy movie.

'Voting is so dumb. I cast a vote and the thing I wanted to happen didn’t happen, that proves it does nothing! "

That’s quite a take.

Ah, peak boomer humor.

“people who aren’t attractive by the average person’s standards exist” is right up there with “I hate my spouse”

I, too, enjoy gobbling goth girl meat.

It’s the best kind!

Green strips cost money and don’t directly generate profit.

Therefore either control and tax it, or destroy it so something “of value” can be placed there.

If that sounds stupid and self destructive… That’s because it is.

“No way to stop this from happening” coming from someone helping make it happen is such rapey energy…

“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive

If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol

Humanity created everything that led to its destruction.

The message was clear in the first movie. We didn’t need to see “Han shot first” or “Han shot in self defense after changes to the story came about years later”.

Although in no way will I be complaining about more matrix, bring me more matrix history, animated or live action! I just think the message doesn’t change whether humans shot first or not. We created the circumstances, our downfall was our own making.

Support the artist

https://xkcd.com/2347/

I’ll keep my mountains and mountains of ecidence FOR wearing a helmet than the equivalent of “trust me, Bro, I know someone who died and the doctor/emt told me if they hadn’t worn a seat belt they would have lived but instead the belt snapped their neck” from a place I’ve never heard of that makes it clear they’re trying to influence laws in their header.

The local small penis Hotspot has been experiencing shrinkage lately.

It’s been great.

Having bought 3 whole pairs of boots in my life, and one of them actually expensive, I have no idea what this means.

Based on the context of fluffy tops, I’m guessing snow boots, and impregnating in this context is impregnating the boot material with a waterproofing agent of some kind.

You can quit if you want to

You can leave your friends behind.

If you rage quit, be sure to make a splash!

It’s like I’m watching a MuYe beamNG video!

That’s quitter talk, I believe in your ability to become a mystic mountain/forest/cave person that people hear rumors about when hiking the trails during a full moon.

Be the eldritch horror you want to see in the world.

You seriously need to stop following me. Imagine having the gall to tell a woman to calm down while talking about men being shitty about women seeing makeup. Fuck all the way off.

Edit: meh. Blocked

I’m sorry, that sounds awfully close to whining about women wearing makeup.