They’re cute until you try and remove one trespassing in your garden. Once they’ve tasted that sweet fuchsia the little fuckers will never give up trying to destroy everything between them and the fuchsia. And then they get big, big enough to break down a stone wall.

Ascaso used might be worth looking at. I’ve had one for over 15 years and its still going strong. I can see a few on ebay for under 100.