Religion is poison

Religious people are stupid

Your brain is there to keep you alive

It isn’t there to make you happy

Life isn’t fair, it never was, and it never will be

Just make the most of things, because it’s all we have

At least you won’t have to worry about choking on a tooth or something

I can imagine that they’d probably be bitter, and also terrible for the cholesterol

I should play this to my dog all day when I’m out as revenge

I’m not being dismissive, because I understand what it is to want to understand where you fit in with the world, but does it matter?

Giving something a name can definitely help sometimes, but it can also “lock you” into an identity, and I promise you that your desires will change and develop, come and go

I abandoned the idea of categorising myself quite a while ago, because I have different tastes to what I did a couple of years ago, and I expect that I will have different tastes in my future as life goes on and things change

I any case, good luck with the whole process, self-discovery never stops while we’re still growing and thinking!

What you can’t see is the koala with chlamydia in the background, about to be eaten by a drop-bear

Circumcision is barbaric and backwards

Religion doesn’t get a free pass either. Superstition is no basis for mutilating babies

America is one of the only places in the world that still thinks this disgraceful practice is OK.

All because they followed the ideas of a nutter who made cornflakes…

Shit’s fucked

He hung around with twelve dudes and one seasoned prostitute

He eschewed the company of women and enthusiastically washed the feet of the guys he hung out with

He had no shortage of cum available to him…