I know, but in the kitchen. Really. There’s sanitary issues.

You didn’t mention the fact that the exterior makes it look like it’s the building of a roofing company or used car dealership or something.

Also, when you said no electricity, I thought you meant it was just disconnected. You did not. What the fuck?

With military-grade weapons? I doubt it.

Good luck. He can afford a personal army to protect him.

You expect me to go all the way to the kitchen for a beer?

If so, it’s a long-term frienemy if they know my phone number.

Fun fact: The original purpose of parsley on a plate was that it was there for you to eat. Specifically there for you to eat at the end of a meal as a breath freshener.

Good. Fuck you and fuck off. The fact that you lost to a queer person is just icing on the cake.

Don’t call yourself a Democrat and be blatantly anti-trans. Of course you’re going to lose, you moron.

The guy who thinks sex involves a dry vagina.

https://observer.com/2020/08/wap-video-cardi-b-megan-thee-stallion-ben-shapiro-ceelo-green/

They have found all sorts of coping strategies throughout their lives to assert their individuality, so Brittany would probably say no, she was not married to him and Abby would agree, because he married Abby and they are two different people.

Thanks so much, I’m sorry you’re dealing with something similar. The only Ensure I drink is vanilla because you only have two options when you buy in bulk at Sam’s club is vanilla and chocolate and I don’t consume chocolate. There’s a John Oliver episode about the reason why on YouTube you can watch if you also never want to have chocolate again. I’ve told my chocolate-loving wife that she probably should remain ignorant of why herself. (It’s nothing that would make the chocolate itself physically disgusting, it’s an ethical issue.)

But that’s way too political for this post.

I dry heave pretty much every morning as if it were morning sickness. (More here if you’re curious, but please respect my wishes in that thread.)

If “please let this end quickly” is zen, I don’t like zen.

“I mean, yeah, I’m going to make sure she’s safe by going to the right bathroom,” continuing to use the correct pronouns for Aleix.

Gotta love that he doesn’t even realize he’s saying Aleix is a girl and girls should be using the girls’ bathroom.

Edit: I really want to know if the people downvoting me are anti-trans bigots or don’t understand that an anti-trans bigot accidentally took her side even after realizing she’s trans?

Another cool thing about the plant from that page:

In a paper written by Ds Davidson, published in 1947, it was noted that the Warnman people, an Aboriginal Australian group, used Crotalaria cunninghamii to make canvas shoes. The Warnman people primarily lived in the Gibson Desert and used Crotalaria cunninghamii fibre shoes to protect their feet from the hot sand and rugged stony desert ground. The way the fibre was constructed was by peeling off the soft bark and then tying the smaller fibres together and tying them around your feet.[11] The Indigenous people of the Little Sandy Desert also used the plant in this way, as well as for belts to hang food, such as goanna, from.[12]

The largest street gang in the country.

vote for them at the local level.

They only run in a handful of local races. I’ve lived in both a red state and a blue state- Indiana and California- in multiple districts and I have never once seen a green party candidate on the local level.

I can’t quite put my finger on what makes that look so unsafe to me, but I would be really nervous while in it.

An idyllic oceanside McDonalds just cements my hatred of capitalism even more.

I choose to drink and choose to be no fun.

Are you kidding? Like all of them.